| You have to have played Company of Heroes (as Brits) to get this. I enjoyed making it... yeah. |
| Born on the 3rd of April 1877, Roj was rasied by a small community of super-intelligent wolves somewhere to the east of London. It's commonly believed his first encounter with other humans was largely unsuccessful, abruptly ending after he attempted to rip out the throat of a small child; most experts, however, agree it was more likely a midget or dwarf of some description. While his early career was severely hindered as a result, Roj eventually became one of the most-respected Herb and Spice merchants in the Empire, catering exclusively to those members of the aristocracy with more-exotic tastes. After receiving such esteemed customers as Reginald C. Poopsmith, a certain Mr. T.D. Buttersworth, and the notorious villain known only as 'Monocle', his profits and prestige soared. At about this time rumours of bribery and smuggling began to surface, and a certain measure of suspicion accompanied his ascension to 'Spice Tycoon'. Consequently, he is widely regarded as one of the most-infamous retailers of our age, though no evidence of coarse behaviour has ever emerged. To this day he observes the goings on in the world from his moon base, and enjoys water skiing, hunting, and painting. **************** *Some details may be inaccurate. |
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"If I ruled the world there'd be a lot more naked women on motorcycles."
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I'm a member of =SkyAndNatureClub *night-shots and *HDR-Club and *iLovePhotographyClub
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Don't tell anyone!! but...I know the muffin man!!
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"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet."
- Roger Miller
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Car can be any color what you want if it's black said Henry Ford, but Audi must be silver!