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The goal is to submit something once a week. That really shouldn't be hard.

It really shouldn't.
  • Listening to: Shooglenifty
  • Reading: Dark Star Safari
  • Watching: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  • Playing: Air Fiddle
  • Eating: Dark Chocolate
  • Drinking: Long Macchiato

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Born on the 3rd of April 1877, Roj was rasied by a small community of super-intelligent wolves somewhere to the east of London. It's commonly believed his first encounter with other humans was largely unsuccessful, abruptly ending after he attempted to rip out the throat of a small child; most experts, however, agree it was more likely a midget or dwarf of some description.

While his early career was severely hindered as a result, Roj eventually became one of the most-respected Herb and Spice merchants in the Empire, catering exclusively to those members of the aristocracy with more-exotic tastes.

After receiving such esteemed customers as Reginald C. Poopsmith, a certain Mr. T.D. Buttersworth, and the notorious villain known only as 'Monocle', his profits and prestige soared. At about this time rumours of bribery and smuggling began to surface, and a certain measure of suspicion accompanied his ascension to 'Spice Tycoon'. Consequently, he is widely regarded as one of the most-infamous retailers of our age, though no evidence of coarse behaviour has ever emerged.

To this day he observes the goings on in the world from his moon base, and enjoys water skiing, hunting, and painting.

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  • Current Residence: Leeds, UK
  • Interests: Drawing, Writing, Philosophy
  • Favourite movie: WALL-E!
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Electro-Swing (Hell Yes!)
  • Favourite poet or writer: Tolstoy
  • Favourite style of art: Comic, Conceptual
  • Shell of choice: Oyster?
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Wacom, Photoshop, 3ds Max

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Thanks for the :+fav: :D

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Thanks for the Fav+ :) Really appreciate it :)
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Thanx for the :+fav: :wave:

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:iconphotowizard:
Thanks for the favorite.
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thanks for fave :)
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:iconkaydolf:
Thanks for the fav =D

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:iconrojte:
Your photography is totally ace. Thank You for being so good :).

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:icontomvi:
Thanks for fav :)

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